Being a vegan isn’t just about not using animal products, don’t be daft, it’s way more than that. I’ve made a short tick list to help out any vegans out there, new or old, to make sure you’re doing it properly.

Vegan Shenanigans Essential Vegan Ticklist

• Start a Twitter account
• Put V in a circle after your name
• #vegan in profile
• Buy some sandles
• Buy a bike
• Buy something with a vegan slogan on it
• Book yoga lesson
• Act as if animals can tell you are vegan and like you better, even the ones who eat other animals
• Google every vegan cake recipe under the sun
• Let people know how much energy you have now
• Don’t eat meat
• Don’t eat dairy
• Don’t wear dead stuff

That’s basically it. Just the Twitter account will save a few thousand animals alone.

Once you’ve ticked all of these boxes you’ll pretty much be a Buddhist monk, half saving the world. Well done you!